I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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