Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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