That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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