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The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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