you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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