I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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