people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
