dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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