a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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