I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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