what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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