dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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