let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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