so explain again why im purple
no
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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