Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I think people are normalizing furries
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