you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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