I wannas sexs uuuuu
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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