Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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