she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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