I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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