Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I didn't notice because vodka
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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