so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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