So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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