actually, I'm a sock model
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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