So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
