No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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