who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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