I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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