Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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