I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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