i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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