Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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