I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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