I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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