David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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