chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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