Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
