well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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