Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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