I hope mine doesn't look like that
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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