He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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