Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Terrible idea I love it
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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