I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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