do herpes really smell.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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