People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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