Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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