Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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