I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
he fucked my hip out of place.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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