And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
