Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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