ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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