Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
is it fun? or sober?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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