if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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