return my video game
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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