Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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