mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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