He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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