His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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