is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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