i just wanna soil my oats bro
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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