Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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